Thursday, July 16, 2009

THE GOVERNMENT IS READING YOUR EMAILS



Paranoid? Need a Secure Server? Well here is your solution: http://irishsecure.com/isis.

Heard of ECHELON? They are reading your emails. They are watching YOU through SECURITY CAMERAS. They have a file on you, a DIGITAL FILE. They know who your friends are, they know who your mistress / lover is, THEY KNOW WHAT YOU DID ON SATURDAY 3rd NOVEMBER OUTSIDE CENTRA IN PATRICK ST AT 2AM.

.......they know your I.P. address, operating system, browser, cookies, java. THEY KNOW HOW BIG YOUR SCREEN IS., they know your resolution....

......trust me, I am your friend, I can help, just give me your password and I will encrypt it for you, just between us, I don't usually do this but you are special..

Hey! I could encrypt your credit card details too, just fill out this simple form......

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Letter to Chris

http://chrisguillebeau.com/3x5/wp-comments-post.php

1 Week on > Well Chris, my plans to take over The Internet are coming on. Ireland this year.
I now have http://NowIreland.net offering email addresses, http://IrishSecure.com as a secure server, http://IrishBusinessLink.com for a businesses to link up. http://photo.irishsecure.com for photographers, and http://theravenskissmymouth.com for literary stuff. I have complained about broadband costs and quota allocations to 3 Ireland, The Irish Times and Brian Cowan. made three movies ~ youtube/philipjamesbryan and http://TechnologyIsMe.blip.tv . Published 4 books on http://www.scribd.com/pjfbncyl (including yours of course).

Found all my old web sites before I went bust at http://host.nowhostyoursite.com/archives.html

This week : create manual for Internet workers

A good week. But I need helpers, any offers! visit a site to contact me. I will get you started and great TECHNICAL SUPPORT from me.

P.S. I have visited 29 countries, How's your trip going?

Hey Roberto get in touch

Friday, July 10, 2009

Time Code by Mike Figgis ~ 10 years on, A review



Mike Figgis
shot the movie Time Code over a period of two weeks but not as re-takes, but rather making the whole same movie again and again. View in 4 screens The final credits say:

"Time Code was filmed in four continuous takes beginning at 3.00pm November 19th 1999. All of the cast improvised around a predetermined structure"

Budget: $4M (estimated)
Opening Wknd: $93.1K (USA)
Gross: $945K (USA)
Genre: Drama
Awards: 2 nominations
User Ratings: 6.1 (4,074 votes)

(From IMDB)

And one reviewer said:

“What is the purpose of the experiment? Above all, to show it can be done. With “Leaving Las Vegas,” the camera strategy came second to the story and was simply the best way to get it on the screen. In “Time Code,” the story is upstaged by the method, sometimes more, sometimes less, and a viewer not interested in the method is likely to be underwhelmed.

[The clip I took was done with an iPhone ~ one take lol]

What Figgis demonstrates is that a theatrical film can be made with inexpensive, lightweight digital cameras and that the picture quality is easily strong enough to transfer to 35mm. He also experiments with the notion of filming in real time, which has long fascinated directors. Alfred Hitchcock orchestrated “Rope” (1948) so that it appeared to be all one shot, and Jean-Luc Godard famously said that the truth came at 24 frames per second, and every cut was a lie.”

I found the movie an intellectual joy, my eye sweeping around the four cameras while letting the rising and falling of the sound direct my focus to one of them. With a little practise I was able to concentrate on all four screens at the same time, ‘out of the corner(s) of my eye’ . A non-focus, wide-eyed zen meditation technique.

Cinematic technique aside, the overall story itself is about the making of a movie at Red Mullet Studios, (Figgis’ own) in downtown L.A. It has five main characters:

1. The sensitive, “real” wife of the studio owner, torn in love, in therapy
2. The rich bitch lesbian in her stretch limo with her wire-tap
3. Her girlfriend wannabe actress
4. The Studio Owner, genius, drunk and screwing the wannabe actress
5. The Movie itself has its own life, its own character, its own screen-in-a-screen

The rest of the cast are awesome. Of note: Drug pushing security guy; beautiful auditioning actress; “Q” the mobile massage guy; pretentious Leiberwitz-quoting Russian-loving female existential singer avante garde wannabe movie director; the director casting a movie and the staff of Red Mullet.

The Story: A Love Story

Cinema semiologists speak of the “disjoined signifier,” and by that they refer to the separation of the viewer from the signified–in this case, from the story.

Have to look that up to comment !?

Love the soundtrack: Jazz, the movie is cinematic Jazz, punctuated with The Polish Symphony Orchestra and featuring Everything But The Girl

I will watch it again in about a week, come back and edit this, .

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Web Archives 1997 to 1999

Archives 1997 to 1999

The Celtic Tiger ~ 12 years ago we owned CelticTiger.com. This was our site. [sorry I was really into Japanese at the time - can't remember what it had to do with Ireland, lol] It is now owned by Heartland Solutions, Inc. a Florida company making electrical transformers. :(

The Cyber Café ~ We started our own association, country wide, IICA > Irish Internet Café Association. We would have monthly meetings, hosted by a different café each month. We would make rules about pornography and such things. There were 19 of us. (Not a bad site for 1998.)

Y2K ~ [WARNING : THIS SITE CRASHES FIREFOX 3.5] Remember the scare 10 years ago? Every computer in the whole wide world was going to die in the first minute of 2000. Ha! We were ready!

Pubs ~ Fancy a pint? Pubs were beginning to get on line. Have a look > chintzy wallpaper and reflecting leprechauns but it did use a database.

Anatolia ~ ” is an area of Turkey famous for its outstanding physical beauty hospitality, excellent food and wine. ” My first restaurant site, owned by a very nice guy.

NADAS ~ Native Acquisition Data Services. Wow serious stuff, using “Open Query” no less. VMS, server/client C++, Tullamore and Bond St, London. Took me weeks to get the open query/ triangle graphic sorted.

Cairde ~ “I assume that I am speaking to Englishmen who value their freedom…Believe that we too love freedom and desire it. To us it is more than anything else in the world” – Patrick Pearse. Hope I don’t get told off for this. Really sorry about the layout but it was designed for 800×600.
Just an Englishman trying to make amends……..Philip

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dreams & The Supernatural


I dream in 3d cool iris, in 16.7 million colours. I am made of xhtml, I move with Flash. I sing iTunes in 3 part harmony, blip DJing if I fancy. I zoom from minus to 26078 times, draw me photoshop CS4. I Cascade in Style Sheets ~ Widget me, do I not Link?

I am wireless

I host, I Sub Domain I am hostGator. I refresh hourly with F5. I Full Screen with F11. I compose worpressing, bloggering, a VIP.ie Why? Just For The Craic.

I Direct : Technology Is Me

Audio CD? Video CD? DVD? I author PDFs, I collect PDFs Adobe loves me.

My computa, oh my computa, my window into the universe flat black 21", terabytes, gigahertz, Quad Core, 7.6 mb/s connecting USBly. My Mouse from across the room on my chest, laid back keyboard, black as Midnight all.

iPhone, I phone eating a very juicy Apple inc. from California. I browse in Firefox 3.5 Plug me in with extensions, with add-ons, go on Capture at my command. Update? Update yourself.

"and when I want to relax I pop down to the Bridge House and get into the jacuzzi for a while"

My Golden Years. I D R E A M ~ S U P E R N A T U R A L L Y

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Firefox 3.5 Released

Mozilla

Seems like a very good improvement. It certainly is fast.

I added febe, a back up manager, firebug for web development (html 5 development plus editing tools plus web site speed plus CSS verification…..) and colorzilla which allows for colour picking on site.

That will keep me going.

Firefox has always been my default browser but I also used Chrome because it was much faster ~ I will give them a speed test.

Released only a few hours ago it is approacing 1 Million downloads (Watch in Real Time Here)

Internet Explorer seems a bit ancient?

Well done Mozilla

Philip 19.40 GMT

Monday, June 29, 2009

The New iPhone from Apple

So I have to learn how to type with two thumbs

iPhone review

On Friday I bought a new phone, first in 5 years. I had heard about the iPhone but thought “not for me” then a new one arrived 3G (s). I read about it and it looked good. I needed a new phone so I put my name down. Two weeks ago. Got a call on Wednesday saying it would be in on Friday. 26th June

Got it about 5.30pm. Back to the shop ’cause I didn’t know how to put the sim in…back again cause I couldn’t register it. I am really stupid, no really, it was so easy…..needs to be plugged into PC. The interface is superb, synchronisation uploading & downloading are very fast.

So I am up and running. Added my contacts and texted everyone with my new number cool interface, very smart and intuitive – a smart phone. So I started to explore. Safari compass, gave me my exact position and then gave me step by step details on how to walk to St Stephen’s Green from 11 Church St Tullamore, 94.1 km, 19 hours and 2 minutes….

Went to my websites, explored them, book marked them and linked them to my iPhone home page, did this with more sites. Sent some emails. Ok Internet works. Registered with iTunes store.

Took some pics, texted them, emailed them, then did the same with video – so easy. Set up call divert from my old phone, set up voice mail on my new phone, made a voice file or two.

Next day installed http://cooliris.com get it for your PC as well; installed sky news and Google -Google Earth too. I needed a document handler so bought this app for €4.95. (email as attachment). I then spent a couple of hour’s just playing – best toy going! (I think it is important to enjoy yourself while being serious)

Enjoyed picture taking without a flash and made a few videos again excellent quality. I set up an Apple id. I logged into YouTube. Joined Wimbledon and imeem. Made a serious video about the phone, took me four tries to get it reasonably ok -will put it up on youtube tomorrow. Went down the pub and started typing this ~ wide screen, two thumbs.

Problems: Battery life seems very poor, ran out of memory, haven’t found support for Adobe (must have it). Then disaster: battery warning, I left it for a bit then plugged it in. Left it for 2 hours, tried it: nothing. Went online no help could be found. 3 hours: nothing. Went to bed. Woke up & tried it and nothing. Very disappointed. Took it back to the shop, ok come back in an hour. Ok. Went back “sorry too busy, come back tomorrow? or here is the apple support number….”

Went home, a bit sad as I thought I had found a great piece of serious hardware.

Phoned Apple support: “Ok, hold both buttons down at the same time” And it all came back to life! Battery? “Just flick the switch on the side to turn off 3G and the battery will last 3 times as long, have a nice day”

Cool. Time to post my video to YouTube. Tried 3 times but couldn’t get it to work -don’t know why…..yet. Given my experience it is probably me ;) . The video is a .mov file so it is huge. I will convert it and reduce the size by about 70% (flash or windows)

So, new kid on the block, good looking, rich, street smart, sexy, really intelligent, fits in with the cool guys but your parents will love him.

Hey! Just got a new best friend.

The Video is here